Auffie’s Random Thoughts

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Man Is Doomed Either Way

Greg Pollowitz writes on Planet Gore:
After global warming causes you to beat your wife, the flowers you buy her won't smell as nice — thanks to global warming. It's a vicious cycle that can only be solved with higher energy prices.
But after a man has paid higher energy prices, he has no money left to buy his wife nice-smelling flowers, and then his wife gets grouchy and grumpy, and he beats her (God forbid!). So after the global warming problem has been solved, we still have a problem with flowers and wife-beating.

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Dan Rather: Obama "Couldn't Sell Watermelons"

See Rush Limbaugh's transcript.

I guess during that hour he forgot that Obama was black. Oh yeah, he was with Chris Matthews, who also suffered momentary amnesia of the same sort during Obama's State of the Union speech.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Gender Neutrality

How come when it comes to global warmism, it's man-made global warming? When it comes to a rebuke by St. James, it's adulterers (James 4:4, New Revised Standard Version, a supposedly "gender-neutral" translation), when the original Greek literally means adulteresses? Just asking.

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

An Interesting Theory of Iran's Recent Behavior

at American Thinker.