Bad Jokes from MIT’s Music Library Newsletter (Spring 2006)

Q: What is the difference between a bass trombone and a chainsaw?
A: Vibrato!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the bassoon recital.

Q: What is the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?
A: The jewelry.

Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he will spend hours checking the bulb for leaks and alignment problems.

He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written.